Here's some St. Patrick's Day jokes for the kids:
Q - Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
A - Real rocks are too heavy!
Q - When is an Irish Potato not an Irish Potato?
A - When it's a FRENCH Fry!
Q - What do you call a fake stone in Ireland?
A - A sham rock!
Q - Why do frogs like St. Patrick's Day?
A - Because they're always wearing GREEN!
Q - What is out on the lawn all summer and is Irish?
A - Paddy O'Furniture!
Q - Why did St. Patrick DRIVE all the snakes out of Ireland?
A - Because it was too far for them to CRAWL!
Q - What kind of bow can't be tied?
A - A rain bow!
Q - Why should you never iron a 4-leaf clover?
A - You never want to PRESS your luck!
Q - What do you call a clumsy Irish dance?
A - A JIG mistake!
Q - Why do so many people live in Ireland?
A - Because the capital is always DUBLIN!
Q - How can you tell an Irishman is having a good time?
A - He always DUBLIN over with laughter!
Irish you a Happy St. Patrick's Day!