Thursday, March 01, 2007

St. Patrick's Day Jokes For The Kids



Here's some St. Patrick's Day jokes for the kids:

Q - Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
A - Real rocks are too heavy!


Q - When is an Irish Potato not an Irish Potato?
A - When it's a FRENCH Fry!


Q - What do you call a fake stone in Ireland?
A - A sham rock!


Q - Why do frogs like St. Patrick's Day?
A - Because they're always wearing GREEN!


Q - What is out on the lawn all summer and is Irish?
A - Paddy O'Furniture!


Q - Why did St. Patrick DRIVE all the snakes out of Ireland?
A - Because it was too far for them to CRAWL!


Q - What kind of bow can't be tied?
A - A rain bow!


Q - Why should you never iron a 4-leaf clover?
A - You never want to PRESS your luck!


Q - What do you call a clumsy Irish dance?
A - A JIG mistake!


Q - Why do so many people live in Ireland?
A - Because the capital is always DUBLIN!


Q - How can you tell an Irishman is having a good time?
A - He always DUBLIN over with laughter!




And, finally:


Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Irish!
Irish Who?
Irish you a Happy St. Patrick's Day!




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