Saturday, March 31, 2007

Some Easter Bunny Jokes For The Kids!

Everyone loves cute jokes. Here's a few Easter bunny jokes for the kids:

What does a bunny use when it goes swimming?
A hare-net.

Why did the Easter egg hide?
He was a little chicken!

How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?
Just look for the gray hares!

How do you make a rabbit stew?
Make it wait for three hours!

What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?
Join the Hare Force.

How are rabbits like calculators?
They both multiply real fast!

Why can't a rabbit's nose be twelve inches long?
Because it would then be a foot!

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a spider?
A hare net!

Why did the bunny bang his head on the piano?
He was playing by ear!

Why did the man wear a rabbit as a hat?
He didn't want to harm a hare on his head!

Why does the Easter bunny have a shiny nose?
His powder puff is on the wrong end.

What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards?
A receding hare line!

What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
It's been nice gnawing you!

Is it true that bunnies have good eyesight?
Well you never see a bunny wearing glasses, do you?

What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote?
One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny!

Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?
It has four rabbits' feet

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
A bunion!

What do you call a bunny with a large brain?

What did the grey rabbit say to the blue rabbit?
Cheer up!

How does the Easter Bunny say Happy Easter?
Hoppy Easter

And, my personal favorite:

What kind of jewelry do rabbits wear?
14 carrot gold!

Happy Easter.

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