Saturday, April 15, 2006

Some Easter Bunny Jokes For You!

Everyone loves cute jokes. Here's a few Easter bunny jokes for the kids:

How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?
Just look for the gray hares!
How are rabbits like calculators?
They both multiply real fast!

Why can't a rabbit's nose be twelve inches long?
Because it would then be a foot!

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a spider?
A hare net!

Why did the bunny bang his head on the piano?
He was playing by ear!

Why did the man wear a rabbit as a hat?
He didn't want to harm a hare on his head!

What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards?
A receding hare line!

What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
It's been nice gnawing you!

And, my personal favorite:

What kind of jewelry do rabbits wear?
14 carrot gold!

Happy Easter.

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